I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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