i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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