I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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