new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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