i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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