she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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