At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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