ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
