I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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