Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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