Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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