you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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