i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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