idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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