sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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