I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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