Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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