am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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