K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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