Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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