Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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