Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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