i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the liver wants what the liver wants
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
