I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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