Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
