So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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