whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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