Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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