How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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