hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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