My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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