I hate your face
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He? As in you personified your dick?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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