I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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