Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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