i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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