i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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