after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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