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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely held a convo with a hobo

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

we have a secret handshake

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

(401): View more from Rhode Island

no, that is not a typo

(401): View more from Rhode Island

i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

bring money and cleavage

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(443): View more from Maryland

In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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(850): View more from Florida

HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.

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(904): View more from Florida

Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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(315): View more from New York

she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war

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(562): View more from California

The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.

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