whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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