4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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