Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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