Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
