are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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