i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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