Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i out mim tonsoeep
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