Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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