nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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