who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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