i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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