why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
