You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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