Your dad touched me again.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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