that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
