Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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