i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
please don't ironically join a cult
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